The turnout was spectacular. The race was intense. The beer was cold. The carts were FULL of food!
| Team Name | Team Slogan | Place | Lbs food |
| Captain Slam and the Four Hodags | By the power of greyskull. | 1 | 57.75 |
| Runaway Bride | 2 | 44.75 | |
| Biking Vikings | Handjob | 3 | 29.25 |
| Palmer Park Freedom Funk Five | THE MOTHERSHIP CONNECTION WILL ROCK YOU TO THE STARS! | 4 | ? |
| Double Dare | WE TAKE THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE | 5 | 42 |
| Action Squad . Pac-Man | Open up and say awesome | 6 | 28 |
| Go Ninja Go! | .DO IT FOR SAVANAH . THE TEAM WHORE. | 7 | 52 |
| Snakes On A Plane | Every last motherfucker on the plane is gonna die. | 8 | 27.75 |
| Lost Boys | I do believe in Fairies! | 9 | 43.25 |
| Mai Tai | Why don’t we get drunk and screw? | 10 | 45.5 |
| Hot Electric Rock | Party DJ!! Party DJ!! | 11 | 14.25 |
| Agricropalypse | Satan’s On Our Side | 12 | 53.5 |
| Supa-Fly-Ditarodders | BRINGING THE FUNK…AND THE PAIN | 13 | 30 |
| Haz-Mat-Rats | Yay Team! | 14 | 185.5 |
| Spring Sprang Sprung | Ushering, calling forth spring | 15 | 61 |
| The Janitors | Sweep the Nation! | 16 | 22.25 |
| DrinkTown | START THE NIGHT RIGHT! | 17 | 42.5 |
| Spirit of St. Fuck Shit Up | FUCK SHIT UP! | 18 | 21 |
| Sad Sacks: Beyond Bowladrome | Knock Em All Down | 19 | 50.75 |
| Pony Up: The Cart-Wranglin’ Division of 826CHI | Yeehaw!! | 20 | 61.25 |
| Pixie Revolt | .Ain’t NO Ogre gonna bring-me-down!. | 21 | 25.25 |
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