Epic mushers, veteran and new. We salute your bravery, ambition, utter disregard for the resonable, and HEART. The results of the 2009 CHIditarod are in. First and foremost, the food drive. The Chicago Anti-Hunger Federation is the recipient of the food drive this year. Thanks to your generosity and cunning, the 2009 CHIditarod raised 7,758 pounds of food for Chicago’s hungry. That’s almost 4 Tonnes!
7,758 pounds!
You raced through rain. You raced through cold. Your creativity was only rivalled by your lack of good taste and love of the random. The last of the Wall of Shame has been posted. A hallowed CHIditarod flag still lies missing. We’re sending out surveys. Go find and upload Videos and Photos, share your stories of sabotage and redemption, LEAVE NO TRACE next year, and perhaps volunteer (even as a core organizer – we need you!) Above all, take care of each other and continue spreading your creativity out into the world. Do it for the children.
Here are the results of the 2009 CHIditarod.
PRIZE |
TROPHY |
WINNING TEAM |
Best Skit |
X |
Action Squad |
Best Limerick |
X |
??? |
Best WDSTF |
X |
??? |
SuperBonusChallenge |
X |
Pain in the Nissima |
Special Ops Award |
X |
Alpha Males |
Best Use of Raingear |
X |
N/A |
Hot and Drunk |
X |
BaconRod |
Long Drive Home |
X |
Team Witness |
Best Sabotage |
X |
Pain in the Nissima |
DFL |
X |
Dead Fucking Last |
Best Food Truck Driver |
X |
Randy and Dan |
Best Industrial Design |
X |
TIE: Hobo-Q and Dolphin Fantasy |
Most Honorable Dishonorable Mention |
X |
The team that made the fake route maps |
Bike Marshall’s Choice |
X |
Cop a Feel |
1st |
X |
Pain in the Nissima |
2nd |
X |
Sea Shepherd |
3rd |
X |
??? |
Best in Food |
X |
Pain in the Nissima |
2nd Best in Food |
X |
This is the stupidest tea party I’ve ever been to in all of my life |
Best in Show |
X |
Action Squad |
2nd Best in Show |
X |
Richard Simmons |
Spirit of CHIditarod |
X |
Cheers |
2nd Spirit of ‘Rod |
X |
Freedom Frogs |
We salute you!