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CHIditarod 2012 Results – By the Numbers

    2012 Finish Times

    Based on us getting your time card at Bottom Lounge.  Our ChiScore automated timekeeping system returned with some new improvements, as well as a few newly-uncovered bugs.  We’ll be dialing it in even further for 2013.  If there’s something that seems amiss, or you notice we don’t have all your information, contact us.

    DNF = Did Not Finish, i.e. finish time was not recorded in ChiScore timing software.
    Race Start: 12:37:45 PM

    Team Name Team Number Finish Total Place per ChiScore Place per Timecards
    Area III All-Stars 2
    *Due to heinous [10+ min] amounts of time off/bribery not awarded first place.
    316 02:57:46 PM 140:00:00 2 1
    Area III All-Stars 1 314 02:57:18 PM 139:32:00 1 2
    Jackie Treehorn and His Magnificant Orchestra of Doom 317 03:05:12 PM 147:26:00 3 3
    Team Aero 367 03:06:15 PM 148:29:00 4 4
    Gybe Ho’s featuring Ronnie Milsap 336 03:12:24 PM 154:38:00 5 5
    Tough Mushers 359 03:12:53 PM 155:07:00 6 6
    Forrest Cart 390 03:16:26 PM 158:40:00 7 7
    Men in tights 332 03:17:52 PM DNF 8
    Cityview Presbyterian Church 170 03:18:22 PM 160:37:00 8 9
    poopchunk millionaires 380 03:22:49 PM 165:03:00 9 10
    1%ers 342 03:23:38 PM 165:52:00 10 11
    The Bluth Company 188 03:24:33 PM 166:47:00 11 12
    Friends of McDonaldsland 386 03:25:12 PM 167:25:00 12 13
    Every Breath You Take (after friends of mcdonaldsland) 382 03:38:30 PM 180:44:00 22 14
    WCR F YES! 178 03:29:24 PM 171:38:00 13 15
    Street Sharks 176 03:30:52 PM 173:06:00 14 16
    Wieners 341 03:32:18 PM 174:32:00 15 17
    The Hard Day’s Knights 335 03:33:34 PM 175:48:00 16 18
    Swamp People 151 03:34:10 PM 176:24:00 17 19
    The Savoy Big Five 144 03:35:02 PM 177:17:00 18 20
    Miss-Carriage 146 03:36:43 PM 178:58:00 20 21
    El-coholics 312 03:36:14 PM 178:28:00 19 22
    Chidiots 352 03:37:08 PM 179:22:00 21 23
    Hipster pigs in space 141 03:40:18 PM 182:32:00 23 24
    Cart Consultants 198 03:42:30 PM 184:44:00 24 25
    Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club (after cart consultants, were checked in at #3) 327 03:43:02 PM DNF 26
    The Heathers 310 03:44:04 PM 186:18:00 25 27
    Happy Endings 149 03:47:58 PM 190:12:00 26 28
    Back To the Future (after happy endings) 193 DNF 29
    The Sandy Claws Kidnappers 301 30
    The Halstedians 333 03:49:04 PM 191:18:00 27 31
    Stone Fox 156 03:50:20 PM 192:35:00 28 32
    Couch-Dawgs 155 03:52:59 PM 195:13:00 29 33
    Heads will roll (after couch dawgs) 374 03:54:13 PM DNF 34
    Team Discovery 166 03:55:41 PM 197:55:00 30 35
    Miami Homicide 379 03:56:56 PM 199:10:00 31 36
    ones who knock (after Miami Homicide) 334 03:57:38 PM DNF 37
    Shadynasty 183 03:58:31 PM 200:45:00 32 38
    Boozin Away Hunger 160 03:59:39 PM 201:54:00 33 39
    BrownSugarMacDaddys 192 03:59:57 PM DNF 40
    Chi Fringe Warriors 186 04:00:25 PM 202:39:00 34 41
    Last Call 354 04:00:54 PM 203:08:00 35 42
    Tachycartia 147 04:01:08 PM 203:22:00 36 43
    The Mess B-Team 132 04:02:51 PM 205:05:00 37 44
    The Roller Rinkettes 168 04:05:43 PM 207:58:00 38 45
    Only in the Mo’nin 135 04:06:16 PM 208:31:00 39 46
    Babes in Soyland 173 04:06:33 PM 208:47:00 40 47
    Vatos Locos! 165 04:06:55 PM 209:09:00 41 48
    Theta Xi 175 04:07:49 PM 210:03:00 42 49
    Inter-Galactic Federation of Chiditaranians 182 04:10:26 PM 212:40:00 43 50
    everything American and more 353 04:11:39 PM 213:53:00 44 51
    Kingdom of Caring 388 04:12:47 PM DNF 52
    Seeds of the Poisoned Apple 187 04:13:59 PM DNF 53
    Pervy Staches 139 04:14:36 PM DNF 54
    The IT Crowd 150 04:15:27 PM 217:42:00 45 55
    BLIZZARD WATCH 2012–still waiting. 169 04:15:58 PM DNF 56
    Saved by the Balls 387 04:16:19 PM 218:33:00 46 57
    Team Awesome 338 04:16:53 PM 219:07:00 47 58
    Kill Bill Volume 1 340 04:19:57 PM 222:11:00 49 59
    Tarantino 339 04:19:13 PM 221:27:00 48 60
    FREAK-A-CHRISTMAS 318 04:20:15 PM 222:29:00 50 61
    Rainbow Bright 355 04:27:01 PM DNF 62
    The Chubby Weiners 197 04:25:37 PM 227:51:00 51 63
    Spit, Semen and Men 351 04:28:32 PM DNF 64
    The Rockford Peaches 159 04:30:03 PM DNF 65
    Skipper and Her Sisters 167 04:31:34 PM 233:49:00 54 66
    Flying Carp are a Menace 362 04:33:54 PM 236:08:00 55 67
    Miss Houston, We Have a Problem 308 DNF 68
    missing time card [team name?] 69
    Future Meme Accountant Cats 137 04:35:55 PM 238:09:00 56 70
    Winn(t)ers 172 04:36:39 PM DNF 71
    WCR DOMINATION 360 04:37:01 PM 239:15:00 57 72
    We want more beer, Trix are for kids 180 04:37:18 PM 239:33:00 58 73
    Banana Phone 356 04:37:23 PM 239:37:00 59 74
    Preparation HGH 196 04:37:31 PM DNF 75
    Are We Having Fun Yet? 371 04:37:37 PM 239:51:00 60 76
    Booze Hounds 154 04:38:15 PM 240:30:00 61 77
    The Jesuits 350 DNF 78
    Shopping Cart of Emotion 375 04:38:43 PM DNF 79
    Honey Badger Don’t Give A Shit 195 04:39:00 PM 241:14:00 62 80
    woo doo woo doo doo jerry jerry jerry…jerry west slap tab dome sloan obin slob jerry scam 372 04:42:54 PM 245:08:00 63 81
    Serenity Now 142 04:43:59 PM 246:14:00 64 82
    Extreme Awesomeness 306 83
    The Wood Brothers 378 04:45:42 PM DNF 84
    Dead Celebrities 174 04:45:48 PM DNF 85
    Action-Squad 307 04:45:53 PM 248:07:00 65 86
    3 Girls, a ‘Stache, and a Tail, 6th ed. 309 04:45:57 PM 248:11:00 66 87
    Champions of Breakfast 319 04:46:02 PM DNF 88
    Team Wack Arnolds 145 04:46:31 PM DNF 89
    NAIL 328 04:46:52 PM DNF 90
    Bad in Plaid 138 04:46:57 PM DNF 91
    Atlantic City Roads Committee 300 92
    Area III All-Stars 3 315 04:47:05 PM DNF 93
    Space Balls 384 04:47:35 PM 249:48:00 67 94
    The Derailers 302 95
    Abra Cadavers 177 04:47:41 PM 249:56:00 68 96
    Up, Up, and Away 134 04:47:45 PM 249:59:00 69 97
    SMOREGASM 377 04:47:48 PM DNF 98
    Most Awkward Situation at a Party 162 04:47:51 PM 250:06:00 70 99
    HMS Paula Deen 373 04:47:55 PM 250:08:00 71 100
    Are You Serious Clark? 344 04:48:30 PM DNF 101
    P.L.U.R. 363 04:51:07 PM 253:21:00 72 102
    Dudestorm 313 DNF 103
    Glitter Girls 343 04:51:55 PM 254:09:00 73 104
    Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club – 2 346 04:52:48 PM DNF 105
    The CHAMBions 189 04:53:09 PM DNF 106
    It’s always sunny in the Chi 152 04:53:36 PM DNF 107
    Here We Go 348 04:53:16 PM DNF 108
    Sofa-King Awesome! 349 04:55:02 PM DNF 109
    Polymeracers 337 04:57:54 PM DNF 110
    Shark Week 2 370 04:58:31 PM 260:45:00 74 111
    CJ Ownz 320 04:58:48 PM DNF 112
    Shark Week 1 345 04:59:46 PM DNF 113
    Rice Krispy Treats 143 05:00:23 PM 262:38:00 75 114
    Newsies 157 05:03:39 PM DNF 115
    Wigs Jacked For Jesus 136 05:12:43 PM 274:58:00 76 116
    Team Drew 376 DNF 117
    The Team formerly known as the Majestic Unicorns 324 05:21:06 PM DNF 118
    SAMCRO 365 05:21:11 PM DNF 119
    Ol’ Ladies 364 05:21:17 PM DNF 120
    OccupySesameSt 331 DNF 121
    SnOOki MuShMUsH 153 DNF 122
    Team Honorable Mention 303 123
    The Ancient Mystic Fraternal Society of Bros Dedicated to the Furtherance and Advancement of Bro-Related Activities and Mineral Exploration (Not Restricted to Non-Ferrous Minerals and/or Magnets): America Chapter 389 DNF 124
    The Claw 368 04:25:58 PM 228:12:00 52 125
    Ballsmodels 148 04:51:50 PM DNF No Time Card
    Beaded Broads 163 DNF No Time Card
    BOZO’s Circus 311 DNF No Time Card
    Dances With Bulls 325 DNF No Time Card
    Don’t Care Bears 140 DNF No Time Card
    Evil 322 DNF No Time Card
    Gentleman (g)’s Photography Studio (and Definitely Not a Speakeasy) 304 No Time Card
    Get a Clue 347 DNF No Time Card
    Global Guts 321 DNF No Time Card
    Good 323 DNF No Time Card
    heartless bastards 199 DNF No Time Card
    Hobo-Q IV 305 No Time Card
    Jeff Totsch: This is Your Life 330 DNF No Time Card
    MARIOZSK 194 04:29:20 PM 231:35:00 53 No Time Card
    Monkey Businass 381 DNF No Time Card
    Sheriff’s Department! 179 DNF No Time Card
    Sleaze Patrol 383 DNF No Time Card
    Sparkle Dust 326 DNF No Time Card
    Team Ohre 358 DNF No Time Card
    Team Sky 357 DNF No Time Card
    The Breakfast Club Wannabes 191 DNF No Time Card
    The Bums Will Always Lose 329 DNF No Time Card
    The WPO 171 DNF No Time Card
    Toddlers & Tiaras 366 DNF No Time Card
    Vermicious Knid 385 DNF No Time Card
    Wild Card 181 DNF No Time Card
    CARMEN SANDIEGO WAS IN SAN DIEGO ALL ALONG! 184 DNF No Time Card
    Coles Merken 190 DNF No Time Card
    Drago/TTM/DBC 133 DNF No Time Card
    George 185 DNF No Time Card
    May It Please the Hamster 131 DNF No Time Card
    Not A Clue 361 DNF No Time Card
    Team 1 161 DNF No Time Card
    Team Whitney 369 DNF No Time Card
    The Clownarounds 164 DNF No Time Card
    Tony’s Angels 158 DNF No Time Card

    Food Drive Poundage

    Tallys from our race-day food drive.  Some teams did not bring any food!  Of these 6 teams, 3 were returning from prior years.  What gives?

    Total: 11,791 pounds collected.

    Team # Team Name Poundage
    305 Hobo-Q IV Served up food all day long!
    155 Couch-Dawgs 260
    154 Booze Hounds 248
    149 Happy Endings 246
    303 Team Honorable Mention 224
    136 Wigs Jacked For Jesus 194
    159 The Rockford Peaches 160
    170 Cityview Presbyterian Church 150
    183 Shadynasty 145
    352 Chidiots 140
    318 FREAK-A-CHRISTMAS 135
    337 Polymeracers 135
    340 Kill Bill Volume 1 129
    173 Babes in Soyland 128
    350 The Jesuits 128
    144 The Savoy Big Five 127
    358 Team Ohre 119
    176 Street Sharks 114
    199 heartless bastards 114
    306 Extreme Awesomeness 113
    319 Champions of Breakfast 112
    148 Ballsmodels 111
    168 The Roller Rinkettes 111
    335 The Hard Day’s Knights 111
    180 We want more beer; Trix are for kids 109
    308 Miss Houston, We Have a Problem 107
    182 Inter-Galactic Federation of Chiditaranians 102
    188 The Bluth Company 99
    366 Toddlers & Tiaras 97
    198 Cart Consultants 95
    177 Abra Cadavers 94
    360 WCR DOMINATION 94
    157 Newsies 93
    174 Dead Celebrities 92
    186 Chi Fringe Warriors 92
    167 Skipper and Her Sisters 91
    312 El-coholics 90
    371 Are We Having Fun Yet? 90
    372 woo doo woo doo doo jerry jerry jerry…jerry west slap tab dome sloan obin slob jerry scam 90
    381 Monkey Businass 89
    151 Swamp People 88
    309 3 Girls, a ‘Stache, and a Tail, 6th ed. 88
    322 Evil 88
    336 Gybe Ho’s featuring Ronnie Milsap 88
    385 Vermicious Knid 86
    137 Future Meme Accountant Cats 85
    181 Wild Card 85
    343 Glitter Girls 85
    169 BLIZZARD WATCH 2012–still waiting. 84
    355 Rainbow Bright 84
    356 Banana Phone 84
    139 Pervy Staches 82
    321 Global Guts 82
    342 1%ers 82
    329 The Bums Will Always Lose 81
    171 The WPO 80
    163 Beaded Broads 79
    311 BOZO’s Circus 79
    390 Forrest Cart 79
    302 The Derailers 78
    310 The Heathers 78
    365 SAMCRO 77
    156 Stone Fox 76
    374 Heads will roll 76
    191 The Breakfast Club Wannabes 75
    307 Action-Squad 75
    142 Serenity Now 73
    196 Preparation HGH 73
    143 Rice Krispy Treats 72
    153 SnOOki MuShMUsH 71
    172 Winn(t)ers 71
    193 Back To the Future 71
    364 Ol’ Ladies 71
    367 Team Aero 71
    388 Kingdom of Caring 71
    178 WCR F YES! 70
    138 Bad in Plaid 70
    189 The CHAMBions 70
    351 Spit, Semen and Men 70
    383 Sleaze Patrol 69.5
    166 Team Discovery 69
    190 Coles Merken 68
    354 Last Call 68
    359 Tough Mushers 68
    363 P.L.U.R. 67
    368 The Claw 67
    379 Miami Homicide 67
    300 Atlantic City Roads Committee 66
    377 SMOREGASM 66
    145 Team Wack Arnolds 65
    146 Miss-Carriage 65
    187 Seeds of the Poisoned Apple 64
    333 The Halstedians 63
    338 Team Awesome 63
    373 HMS Paula Deen 63
    160 Boozin Away Hunger 62
    362 Flying Carp are a Menace 62
    147 Tachycartia 61.5
    152 It’s always sunny in the Chi 61
    192 BrownSugarMacDaddys 61
    324 The Team formerly known as the Majestic Unicorns 61
    330 Jeff Totsch: This is Your Life 61
    348 Here We Go 61
    375 Shopping Cart of Emotion 61
    165 Vatos Locos! 60
    353 everything American and more 60
    376 Team Drew 60
    162 Most Awkward Situation at a Party 59
    134 Up, Up, and Away 58
    135 Only in the Mo’nin 58
    140 Don’t Care Bears 58
    194 MARIOZSK 58
    304 Gentleman (g)’s Photography Studio (and Definitely Not a Speakeasy) 58
    323 Good 58
    341 Wieners 58
    345 Shark Week 1 58
    387 Saved by the Balls 58
    320 CJ Ownz 57
    326 Sparkle Dust 57
    349 Sofa-King Awesome! 57
    380 poopchunk millionaires 57
    150 The IT Crowd 56
    344 Are You Serious Clark? 55
    370 Shark Week 2 55
    317 Jackie Treehorn and His Magnificant Orchestra of Doom 54
    132 The Mess B-Team 53
    175 Theta Xi 53
    301 The Sandy Claws Kidnappers 53
    313 Dudestorm 53
    389 The Ancient Mystic Fraternal Society of Bros Dedicated to the Furtherance and Advancement of Bro-Related Activities and Mineral Exploration (Not Restricted to Non-Ferrous Minerals and/or Magnets): America Chapter 53
    141 Hipster pigs in space 52
    197 The Chubby Weiners 52
    315 Area III All-Stars 3 51
    328 NAIL 51
    314 Area III All-Stars 1 50
    316 Area III All-Stars 2 50
    325 Dances With Bulls 50
    332 Men in tights 50
    339 Tarantino 50
    378 The Wood Brothers 50
    382 Every Breath You Take 50
    384 Space Balls 50
    386 Friends of McDonaldsland 50
    331 OccupySesameSt 47
    327 Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club 41
    357 Team Sky 7
    179 Sheriff’s Department! NO FOOD. BOOOO
    195 Honey Badger Don’t Give A Shit NO FOOD. BOOOO
    334 ones who knock NO FOOD. BOOOO
    346 Shopping Kart 5K Ski Club – 2 NO FOOD. BOOOO
    347 Get a Clue NO FOOD. BOOOO